Why I moved out of Michigan: I am currently in southeastern Wisconsin which, as you may have heard on the Weather Channel, is experiencing “severe weather conditions”. At the moment, I am waiting for the local AAA service to winch my car out of the parking lot, which at the moment consists of about 1/2″ [...]
No parents were harmed in the making of the slumber party. Nobody broke anything, or cried, or abused the cat. (Total injuries: One nonbleeding scrape, which was fixed with a Pirates of the Caribbean type band-aid.) Note to self for the future: teenagers eat a lot of food. There is no such thing as “I’m [...]
Needing a stiff drink: The Queen turns 13. Needing an entire fucking tanker trunk of stiff drinks: To celebrate, she is having a sleepover with six of her closest friends. At our house. I already tried telling Samwise that I really do have a lot of work to get done at the office, but he [...]