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{ 2008 06 17 }

The Destruction of Marriage

It just occurred to me that same-sex couples have been allowed to marry in California for over 24 hours now, so I thought I’d better check in with Samwise. To my great relief, the foundations of our opposite-sex marriage have not yet crumbled, and our children remain blissfully unaware of the Homosexual Agenda. Maybe this is process is slower than we’d anticipated.

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Posted by mythago on Tuesday, June 17, 2008, at 7:10 pm. Filed under California, LGBT. Tagged , , . Follow any responses to this post with its comments RSS feed. Both comments and trackbacks are currently closed.

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  1. Aaron | June 17, 2008 at 9:12 pm | Permalink

    Did you hear about this insanity? (“[T]he Butte County clerk-recorder issued a June 11 news release saying her office will stop performing wedding ceremonies altogether — for gay and heterosexual couples. The Kern County clerk issued a June 4 release that she would do the same.”)

    http://www.thecarpetbaggerreport.com/archives/15906.html

  2. mythago | June 18, 2008 at 6:06 pm | Permalink

    Yes, a couple of wackaloons from our remoter Territories decided if they had to marry queers, they weren’t going to marry anyone.

  3. Arlene Green | June 20, 2008 at 1:08 am | Permalink

    Whackaloon is spelled with an h, you know.

  4. mythago | June 21, 2008 at 10:08 pm | Permalink

    Not in Southern California.

  5. Dalynn | July 1, 2008 at 12:49 pm | Permalink

    Just found you from another person’s blog! Hi!
    I am officially reporting that my nine-year opposite-sex marriage is also still going strong. I have in-laws heading into their 50th year. (I’ll check to make sure they’re still okay, and can report back later.)
    Maybe someone can come up with a bumper sticker that proclaims to one and all that, Lo!, there are opposite-sex marriages that have survived in spite of Adam & Steve being able to get married.
    Or how about a website where people can click to confirm that their male-female marriages are still in good shape?

  6. Roy Kay | July 3, 2008 at 10:04 am | Permalink

    Slackers!

    Looks like we’ll have to scuttle out 36 year marriage just to make up for youse.

    Any idea on how to break it to Jane?

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