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Twitter is afire with the #YAsaves hashtag and various young-adult fiction authors (and readers) angry about the latest old-fogey rant to fill a few lonely column inches before a deadline; this time, a Wall Street Journal book reviewer is determined to prove that the boys on the editorial page don’t hold that newspaper’s monopoly on stupid.

Meghan Cox Gurdon, a former conservative columnist for the National Review and the Washington Examiner, somehow managed to slither her way into a berth reviewing children’s books for the WSJ.  Predictably, her complaint is that YA fiction these days is just awful and ugly and brutal, not like the gentle, sun-touched fiction for teenagers of our own youth.

Which, setting aside the pearl-clutching, is really where I stopped. Our youth? Yes, you heard that right; as with everything else worthy in life, children’s literature was destroyed by those awful 1960s, and children’s literature turned to the Dark Side forty years ago. Apparently Gurdon’s outrage has affected her math skills; the “46-year-old mother of three” she fusses over in her opening paragraph would have barely been in kindergarten in 1967, and would have been exposed to that “dark” YA literature in her own teenage years. As would all, if not most, of Generation X. You know, the people who are now getting middle-aged and raising kids and thus supposedly having to worry about the terrible YA literature that awaits our young’uns, and the same people who grew up with that “dark” fiction of the terrible post-1960s lurking in the bookstores.

If Gurdon’s column were factual, it would be trivial to point out that there is plenty of YA fiction that isn’t “dark”, and is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff we had available as kids; I’d have loved to have Leviathan or Zoe’s Tale or White Cat to read when I was a teenager, and none of those are exactly on the level of Go Ask Alice as far as “dark” fiction went.

But it’s not. She’s simply regurgitating a pearl-clutching rant about Kids These Days and how much better things were in the innocent days of our own youth, and throwing on a steaming sprinkle of conservative ranting about how the culture imploded once those goddamn hippies showed up. Which is a pity, because it seems like even the Twilight books would be a refreshing breath of air for kids otherwise stuck listening to their mom rant about the culture wars.

 

Interesting discussion over at Ta-Nehisi Coates’s blog about V.S. Naipaul, and how an artist being a colossal asshat impacts on how, and whether, one reads their work.

One argument that has popped up, and which I’ve seen elsewhere, is the claim that the value of the work should be divorced from the artist; that you don’t judge the value of a book on whether the person who wrote it is a nitwit in real life. Ursula LeGuin once wrote that one should never meet the artist, because you’ll find out that the author of the great work of fiction that you cried and read to tatters is actually a bad-smelling weirdo in a tinfoil hat.

And to a point, this is true. Whether a book speaks to you doesn’t have anything to do with the subjective views of the author on, say, the merit of price controls for tungsten.

But this viewpoint is somewhat blind to the degree to which an author’s beliefs and views affect the work. At the obvious end of the spectrum you get Atlas Shrugged or Ecotopia – polemics where the characters and plot are ideological sockpuppets, political Mary Sues. But less obviously, there are plenty of books where the author’s personality and politics actually diminish the book. Not because the author doesn’t cater to one’s own political prejudices, but because they actually warp the course of the story. The plot becomes a lecture. A scene or a character appears and the reader thinks “aha, this is just like that guy in the author’s previous novel”. And it takes us out of the story, reminding us that we’re actually just reading something made up, and worse, made up by a writer who has a particular tic they can’t keep out of their writing. I don’t want to think “okay, this is the Sexy Nordic Blonde who shows up in all of his novels,” instead of seeing her as a real, three-dimensional character; I don’t want to have a story broken by the villain being a conservative strawman who’s an obvious stand-in for the author’s political enemies. It stops being a good work by a writer who happens to be a jerk in real life, and starts being an intrusion of the jerk into the writing, which isn’t so good anymore. The only thing worse than breaking the fourth wall is having it knocked down by a creep.

Then there’s the separate issue of supporting the artist. Assume that the only problem with a book is that the person who wrote it is an ass: do I really want my money going to keep him in hookers and blow? If the author is long dead, that’s hardly an issue – you can cheerfully buy as much T.S. Elliott as you like without worrying that your money goes to anti-Semitic causes – but when an author is very much living, how do you balance the fairness of paying an artist for his work versus the distate for giving money to someone loathsome? Stealing their work is clearly wrong, and checking it out of a library or buying it used is certainly quite legitimate, but at some point it’s still some variety of “I want to enjoy this work but I don’t want the author to get any money for that”. And I’m still mulling over to what degree that is fair, even if it’s legal.

 

I’m still kind of absorbing the news of bin Laden’s death, and I doubt I have anything profound to add.

So I’ll add something shallow:

While you’re celebrating tonight, an entertaining party game is “Write __________’s Column Tomorrow”, where ____________ is your favorite chattering-class right-winger. They have to write something bad about Obama, because he’s an uppity a Democrat and not the President they wanted, but he got bin Laden! And then there’s the late-night announcement. You can just see them, sleepy and blinking, huddled over their gin-and-tonic or their expensive Scotch, staring at the monitor and hoping the words will come.

If I were more of a gambler I’d start a betting pool on the range from “grumble gah good job now stop doing everything else wrong” to “all credit for this goes to the previous administration” with some conspiracy-theories about PICS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN/THAT LOOKS SHOPPED throw in around the fringes.

Apr 262011
 

So I’ve been gradually picking away at disaster preparedness for some time, with a more recent nudge thanks to Ceredwyn: got the water storage containers, got some MREs so we have instant meals for 72 hours, waiting for the go-bags and some other miscellaneous stuff to arrive.

I’ve picked up some disaster prep books on what I would dub the non-crazy end of the spectrum, which are very helpful, but many are written by people approaching life from a rural/Mormon/farming approach, where you not only buy stuff but make stuff.

Now, I do know how to slaughter animals (highest grade in Butchershop class in chef school) and how to can things. I’m not above making and putting up jam, and I think I still have a tiny jar of jam with “Grandma’s Jam” written on it in a four-year-old’s scrawl. But we don’t have that much growing space here; my gardening mostly consists of growing things that are expensive and/or lower in quality if you buy them, like tomatoes, or that I want to grow so I can grab a few vegetables for dinner, like snap peas. There’s not really enough to grow acres of produce to put up in the fall.

And more importantly, as I considered the idea of ‘putting up food for a disaster,’ and setting aside the capital investment of picking up a pressure canner and associated equipment….you know, you can just BUY canned goods. They’re not as delicious and personally tailored as cucumbers from the garden or chickens from the coop, but they’re also considerably easier and cheaper if you do count in the capital investment. Isn’t it just, well, more efficient for me to buy a few flats of canned and packaged goods? And to instead direct my labor to my distinctly non-agricultural work in order to more efficiently generate income?

Next thing you know I’ll be quoting Keynes.

Take the credit

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Jan 082011
 

The real puzzler isn’t why Jared Loughner shot Congresswoman Giffords and a bunch of innocent bystanders. It’s why the politicians and demagogues who have encouraged violence are backing away from him.

Certainly, one would expect them to condemn the shooting of people other than Giffords, in much the same way that the military expresses regret when a strike on a military target kills innocent civilians. But why are they condemning his shooting of Giffords? Why aren’t they doing what politicians usually do when something they support comes to pass – rushing in to get a camera-op and claim all the credit, even when nothing they did actually cased the result?

From Sarah Palin’s crosshairs map and urging her supporters to “RELOAD” to Shannon Angle’s suggesting “Second Amendment remedies” to “take Harry Reid out” if she lost the election to Ann Coulter and Glenn Beck openly exhorting people to violence, reactionaries expressed their wish quite clearly, and they got it. Why are they now having second thoughts?

I can think of only two possibilities. Either they were so stupid and immature before (hurr, look how much this upsets the libruls) and never gave a moment’s thought to what would happen if, in fact, some disgruntled nutjob decided to put the “four boxes” into action, as if they were immature teenagers rhapsodizing about the “cool” violence in their favorite video-game shooter suddenly getting a look at real-life violence. If this is what’s going on – they were just so in love with their own imaginary tough-ass self that it didn’t occur to them for a second that, like, shooting at people just because you’re mad at then is bad – then they have no place in public discourse, and need to slither back under their rocks with the rest of the simple, muck-dwelling lifeforms, and leave political interaction to the humans.

The other possibility is that they’re pleased as punch that Giffords was shot; but they know that a lot of people who used to chuckle over their imaginary gun battles are really in group number one there. That is, it’s not a popular viewpoint to say “We deeply regret and condemn the killing of innocents, but as we said before this incident, if Congress continues as it has been, people are going to shoot Democrats, so take Giffords as a warning.” So instead of proudly standing behind a “crosshairs” political map or leaping into the photo-op to prattle about how right-thinking Americans will come out shooting if the wrong Senator gets elected, they trip over each other to pretend they probably never said any of that stuff and certainly never meant it.

Which is to say, they’re wormsucking cowards who care about nothing but their own political and financial futures, and are too craven to take the credit they’re owed. Unsurprising.

 

ME: Hey kid, look. Vitamin String Quartet did a whole album of Nirvana.

THE QUEEN: I don’t know them.

ME: You know. Smells Like Teen Spirit? Here, listen.

TQ: Hmmm….nope.

ME: You’re messing with me.

TQ: No, seriously, Mom. That doesn’t sound familiar at all.

ME : develops more gray hair

SHE WAS BORN IN PORTLAND IN THE 1990s FOR CRISSAKES WHAT IS UP WITH THIS I DON’T EVEN

NaNoWriMo Wordle

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Jan 012011
 

It choked, but Wordle sailed bravely on and managed to map out 51k+ words.

Wordle: NaNoWriMo

The Enigma of the Notbook

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Dec 262010
 

My mother has a habit of sending very LARGE holiday packages which are a mixture of gifts for the kids and odd things she picks up (for example, I have a large collection of note pads with cat show logos on them). I made the mistake of telling her to go ahead and send along any electronics she happens to pick up.

Thus, in thumbnail size for your bandwidth and sanity-roll protection: the Notbook.

Lower right corner.

And yes, if you read closely, you can see that the tech writers didn’t know whether this notbook was seven feet or seven inches in size. (I haven’t measured it, but it’s definitely not seven feet across.) You can also see that there’s no logo or manufacturer’s imprint on the manual, which continues in even more disturbing fashion on the back cover:

Ceci n'est pas une notbook.

Clearly even the least tech-savvy have figured out by now that this is some kind of strange intellectual-property-infringing variety of machine, but shouldn’t there be a logo of some sort on the notbook? Even a fake one like “Bindows”?

The CR-48's evil twin!

All right, this whole generic concept isn’t necessarily a bad thing, given that the cool new Google Cr-48 is generic and blank and THAT doesn’t radiate an aura of weirdness and menace. That is because Google does not produce a tiny 7″ laptop with documentation clearly written by non-native English speakers that runs what purports to be….Windows CE.

It's a Windows Book. It says so right on the boot screen.

The “Windows CE” desktop is also extremely strange. The right half of the screen has a permanent widget bar. You can’t see it here, but there are things missing from the Startup menu….like a command to shut the machine down.

YOU CANNOT SHUT ME DOWN MEAT CREATURE

“So, Mom, where the heck did you get this thing?”

“Oh, I don’t know….I picked it up at a seminar somewhere for free, I don’t remember.”

Right. Next thing you know the Yellow Sign will pop up as a screen saver.

 

Usually I just donate a few bucks to the cause and don’t bother writing, but this year I decided to go through with the whole thing. The last time I tried was perhaps seven or eight years ago, when it was sadly cut off by my getting a job that paid hourly with unlimited overtime. It’s a bit hard to sneak in half an hour or an hour a day writing when you can, quite literally, instead turn that time into money.

Given that the whole point of NaNo is quantity, not quality, I made some deliberate choices that made the process go more smoothly.

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Nov 142010
 

John Scalzi links to a New York Times online feature called “You Fix the Budget“, which purports to let you eliminate various categories of spending and raise various categories of income to come up with a ‘projected’ budget. Of course, despite the impressive credentials, this is an online exercise put together by journalists, which means it has one moderate problem and one extremely serious problem:

The moderate problem is that the descriptions of each category are oversimplified, in some cases are policy statements having not much to do with reality (such as medical malpractice ‘reform’) or are laughably vague (what are those ‘other’ cuts going to look like, exactly?), and considers nothing but the net effect on the deficit – ignoring externalities, societal costs and, really, anything except ‘deficit, plus/minus’.

The serious problem is that, as you can see from comments not only at Whatever but elsewhere on the Internet, people are completely oblivious to the existence of the moderate problem. “Why, that was easy,” they say. “Why can’t our lawmakers figure this out? It’s not hard!”

Indeed, it’s not hard to push numbers around and come up with a surplus, when you’re working with extremely limited information and don’t have to care one way or the other about anything other than whether the “projected” result helps the deficit. It’s quite a bit harder in the real world, where things like public safety and unemployment are also important considerations.

It’s an economics version of  “My kid could paint that!”

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