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		<title>OM NOM NOM NOM</title>
		<link>http://www.mythago.com/blog/2008/02/05/om-nom-nom-nom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2008 20:03:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[No parents were harmed in the making of the slumber party. Nobody broke anything, or cried, or abused the cat. (Total injuries: One nonbleeding scrape, which was fixed with a Pirates of the Caribbean type band-aid.) Note to self for the future: teenagers eat a lot of food. There is no such thing as &#8220;I&#8217;m <a href='http://www.mythago.com/blog/2008/02/05/om-nom-nom-nom/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No parents were harmed in the making of the slumber party. Nobody broke anything, or cried, or abused the cat. (Total injuries: One nonbleeding scrape, which was fixed with a Pirates of the Caribbean type band-aid.)</p>
<p>Note to self for the future: teenagers eat a lot of food. There is no such thing as &#8220;I&#8217;m a little concerned that we&#8217;re going to have leftovers.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Send help! Or at least noise-canceling headphones.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Feb 2008 03:52:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Needing a stiff drink: The Queen turns 13. Needing an entire fucking tanker trunk of stiff drinks: To celebrate, she is having a sleepover with six of her closest friends. At our house. I already tried telling Samwise that I really do have a lot of work to get done at the office, but he <a href='http://www.mythago.com/blog/2008/02/02/send-help-or-at-least-noise-canceling-headphones/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Needing a stiff drink: The Queen turns 13.</p>
<p>Needing an entire fucking tanker trunk of stiff drinks: To celebrate, she is having a sleepover with six of her closest friends. At our house.</p>
<p>I already tried telling Samwise that I really do have a lot of work to get done at the office, but he whimpered and wouldn&#8217;t let go of my ankle, so I&#8217;m stuck here.</p>
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		<title>Mother&#8217;s day</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2007 21:42:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My mom is moving out of the ICU today, and is walking with assistance and communicating. She&#8217;s expected to make a full recovery, but a very slow one. My kids brought me breakfast in bed this morning, consisting of a cake the Littlest Paladin made all by herself, fruit and coffee. Kid Peligro felt bad <a href='http://www.mythago.com/blog/2007/05/13/mothers-day/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My mom is moving out of the ICU today, and is walking with assistance and communicating. She&#8217;s expected to make a full recovery, but a very slow one.</p>
<p>My kids brought me breakfast in bed this morning, consisting of a cake the Littlest Paladin made all by herself, fruit and coffee. Kid Peligro felt bad that he couldn&#8217;t cook, so he farmed high-level Inspirations for me in City of Heroes, and left a bunch of his stuffed animals on the bed to keep me company.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m spending the remainder of the day at work. Mom-love doesn&#8217;t shovel all the paperwork off my desk.</p>
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		<title>On saying &#8220;no&#8221;: The Next Generation</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2007 03:43:56 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Feminism]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A recent conversation came to mind apropos of threads at Pandagon and Hugo Schwyzer&#8217;s blog. Eldest Daughter: Mama, I think I might have been a little too blunt at school today. Me: OK, what happened? ED: Well, see, this boy asked me if I want to go out with him&#8211; Me: You&#8217;re too young to <a href='http://www.mythago.com/blog/2007/03/31/on-saying-no-the-next-generation/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> A recent conversation came to mind apropos of threads at <a href="http://pandagon.net/2007/03/30/feminism-friday-saying-no-to-passivity">Pandagon</a> and <a href="http://hugoschwyzer.net/2007/03/29/some-quick-thoughts-on-no/">Hugo Schwyzer&#8217;s blog</a>.</p>
<p>Eldest Daughter: Mama, I think I might have been a little too blunt at school today.</p>
<p>Me: OK, what happened?</p>
<p>ED: Well, see, this boy asked me if I want to go out with him&#8211;</p>
<p>Me: You&#8217;re too young to &#8216;go out&#8217; with boys.</p>
<p>ED: Mooooom! I know! Anyway, so I told him, &#8220;No.&#8221; That was too blunt, huh?</p>
<p>Me:  You didn&#8217;t say it in a snotty way, like &#8220;ew, no way, not you,&#8221; right?</p>
<p>ED: No.</p>
<p>Me: Then there&#8217;s no problem. It was a yes or no question. I guess &#8220;no thank you&#8221; would have been a little more polite, but just no is fine.</p>
<p>ED: Okay&#8230;.really?</p>
<p>Me: Really.</p>
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