Apr 262011
 

So I’ve been gradually picking away at disaster preparedness for some time, with a more recent nudge thanks to Ceredwyn: got the water storage containers, got some MREs so we have instant meals for 72 hours, waiting for the go-bags and some other miscellaneous stuff to arrive.

I’ve picked up some disaster prep books on what I would dub the non-crazy end of the spectrum, which are very helpful, but many are written by people approaching life from a rural/Mormon/farming approach, where you not only buy stuff but make stuff.

Now, I do know how to slaughter animals (highest grade in Butchershop class in chef school) and how to can things. I’m not above making and putting up jam, and I think I still have a tiny jar of jam with “Grandma’s Jam” written on it in a four-year-old’s scrawl. But we don’t have that much growing space here; my gardening mostly consists of growing things that are expensive and/or lower in quality if you buy them, like tomatoes, or that I want to grow so I can grab a few vegetables for dinner, like snap peas. There’s not really enough to grow acres of produce to put up in the fall.

And more importantly, as I considered the idea of ‘putting up food for a disaster,’ and setting aside the capital investment of picking up a pressure canner and associated equipment….you know, you can just BUY canned goods. They’re not as delicious and personally tailored as cucumbers from the garden or chickens from the coop, but they’re also considerably easier and cheaper if you do count in the capital investment. Isn’t it just, well, more efficient for me to buy a few flats of canned and packaged goods? And to instead direct my labor to my distinctly non-agricultural work in order to more efficiently generate income?

Next thing you know I’ll be quoting Keynes.

Take the credit

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Jan 082011
 

The real puzzler isn’t why Jared Loughner shot Congresswoman Giffords and a bunch of innocent bystanders. It’s why the politicians and demagogues who have encouraged violence are backing away from him.

Certainly, one would expect them to condemn the shooting of people other than Giffords, in much the same way that the military expresses regret when a strike on a military target kills innocent civilians. But why are they condemning his shooting of Giffords? Why aren’t they doing what politicians usually do when something they support comes to pass – rushing in to get a camera-op and claim all the credit, even when nothing they did actually cased the result?

From Sarah Palin’s crosshairs map and urging her supporters to “RELOAD” to Shannon Angle’s suggesting “Second Amendment remedies” to “take Harry Reid out” if she lost the election to Ann Coulter and Glenn Beck openly exhorting people to violence, reactionaries expressed their wish quite clearly, and they got it. Why are they now having second thoughts?

I can think of only two possibilities. Either they were so stupid and immature before (hurr, look how much this upsets the libruls) and never gave a moment’s thought to what would happen if, in fact, some disgruntled nutjob decided to put the “four boxes” into action, as if they were immature teenagers rhapsodizing about the “cool” violence in their favorite video-game shooter suddenly getting a look at real-life violence. If this is what’s going on – they were just so in love with their own imaginary tough-ass self that it didn’t occur to them for a second that, like, shooting at people just because you’re mad at then is bad – then they have no place in public discourse, and need to slither back under their rocks with the rest of the simple, muck-dwelling lifeforms, and leave political interaction to the humans.

The other possibility is that they’re pleased as punch that Giffords was shot; but they know that a lot of people who used to chuckle over their imaginary gun battles are really in group number one there. That is, it’s not a popular viewpoint to say “We deeply regret and condemn the killing of innocents, but as we said before this incident, if Congress continues as it has been, people are going to shoot Democrats, so take Giffords as a warning.” So instead of proudly standing behind a “crosshairs” political map or leaping into the photo-op to prattle about how right-thinking Americans will come out shooting if the wrong Senator gets elected, they trip over each other to pretend they probably never said any of that stuff and certainly never meant it.

Which is to say, they’re wormsucking cowards who care about nothing but their own political and financial futures, and are too craven to take the credit they’re owed. Unsurprising.

 

ME: Hey kid, look. Vitamin String Quartet did a whole album of Nirvana.

THE QUEEN: I don’t know them.

ME: You know. Smells Like Teen Spirit? Here, listen.

TQ: Hmmm….nope.

ME: You’re messing with me.

TQ: No, seriously, Mom. That doesn’t sound familiar at all.

ME : develops more gray hair

SHE WAS BORN IN PORTLAND IN THE 1990s FOR CRISSAKES WHAT IS UP WITH THIS I DON’T EVEN

NaNoWriMo Wordle

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Jan 012011
 

It choked, but Wordle sailed bravely on and managed to map out 51k+ words.

Wordle: NaNoWriMo

The Enigma of the Notbook

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Dec 262010
 

My mother has a habit of sending very LARGE holiday packages which are a mixture of gifts for the kids and odd things she picks up (for example, I have a large collection of note pads with cat show logos on them). I made the mistake of telling her to go ahead and send along any electronics she happens to pick up.

Thus, in thumbnail size for your bandwidth and sanity-roll protection: the Notbook.

Lower right corner.

And yes, if you read closely, you can see that the tech writers didn’t know whether this notbook was seven feet or seven inches in size. (I haven’t measured it, but it’s definitely not seven feet across.) You can also see that there’s no logo or manufacturer’s imprint on the manual, which continues in even more disturbing fashion on the back cover:

Ceci n'est pas une notbook.

Clearly even the least tech-savvy have figured out by now that this is some kind of strange intellectual-property-infringing variety of machine, but shouldn’t there be a logo of some sort on the notbook? Even a fake one like “Bindows”?

The CR-48's evil twin!

All right, this whole generic concept isn’t necessarily a bad thing, given that the cool new Google Cr-48 is generic and blank and THAT doesn’t radiate an aura of weirdness and menace. That is because Google does not produce a tiny 7″ laptop with documentation clearly written by non-native English speakers that runs what purports to be….Windows CE.

It's a Windows Book. It says so right on the boot screen.

The “Windows CE” desktop is also extremely strange. The right half of the screen has a permanent widget bar. You can’t see it here, but there are things missing from the Startup menu….like a command to shut the machine down.

YOU CANNOT SHUT ME DOWN MEAT CREATURE

“So, Mom, where the heck did you get this thing?”

“Oh, I don’t know….I picked it up at a seminar somewhere for free, I don’t remember.”

Right. Next thing you know the Yellow Sign will pop up as a screen saver.

 

Usually I just donate a few bucks to the cause and don’t bother writing, but this year I decided to go through with the whole thing. The last time I tried was perhaps seven or eight years ago, when it was sadly cut off by my getting a job that paid hourly with unlimited overtime. It’s a bit hard to sneak in half an hour or an hour a day writing when you can, quite literally, instead turn that time into money.

Given that the whole point of NaNo is quantity, not quality, I made some deliberate choices that made the process go more smoothly.

Continue reading »

Nov 142010
 

John Scalzi links to a New York Times online feature called “You Fix the Budget“, which purports to let you eliminate various categories of spending and raise various categories of income to come up with a ‘projected’ budget. Of course, despite the impressive credentials, this is an online exercise put together by journalists, which means it has one moderate problem and one extremely serious problem:

The moderate problem is that the descriptions of each category are oversimplified, in some cases are policy statements having not much to do with reality (such as medical malpractice ‘reform’) or are laughably vague (what are those ‘other’ cuts going to look like, exactly?), and considers nothing but the net effect on the deficit – ignoring externalities, societal costs and, really, anything except ‘deficit, plus/minus’.

The serious problem is that, as you can see from comments not only at Whatever but elsewhere on the Internet, people are completely oblivious to the existence of the moderate problem. “Why, that was easy,” they say. “Why can’t our lawmakers figure this out? It’s not hard!”

Indeed, it’s not hard to push numbers around and come up with a surplus, when you’re working with extremely limited information and don’t have to care one way or the other about anything other than whether the “projected” result helps the deficit. It’s quite a bit harder in the real world, where things like public safety and unemployment are also important considerations.

It’s an economics version of  “My kid could paint that!”

 

I was sort of wobbling on doing it this year, as normally I just go donate $10 to encourage them and hang out in the forums. But Offspring Prime is going through with it, and god knows I don’t want to listen to that if I don’t do it this year.

I may post it up here eventually if I can figure out how to do friends-only posts and make everybody register or something, but in the meantime it’s over at LJ.

It’s very weird to write something and not revise it.  You can’t do that and survive NaNo; quantity over quality isn’t a joke, it’s a necessity. As another NaNo’er advises, you have to be like  a shark: swim forward at speed at all times.

Oct 292010
 

And I may get around to posting a longer one when I’m not about to dash off to Sacramento, but:

There are many subjects on which reasonable, well-meaning people can disagree, often with no clear ‘right’ or ‘wrong’ on either person’s part. Birthright citizenship is not one of those subjects.

“PC”

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Oct 192010
 

Why it’s such a butt-stupid term, and why I love N.K.  Jemisin:

So consider this a plea, on behalf of those of us who are sick of all the whining and doubletalk: please grow a pair. When you complain about political correctness, we hear “Man, if only we were still back in the good ol’ days, when I could stomp all over other people with impunity!” That’s what you really mean, so why not just come right out and say it? Own your selfishness and sadism.

And, may I add, stop whining about how other people need to ‘get over it’ and ‘stop being so thin-skinned’, then crying like a bully who just got hit back for the first time when somebody is  mean to you and how awful it is they made you feel guilty.

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