If I never see 2009 again, it’ll be too soon.
Jun 21st, 2009
The Queen, who a) believes her father to be a cruel tyrant with the sole motivation of making her life miserable, and b) hates cooking (up to and including microwaving a TV dinner), spontaneously made breakfast in bed for her dad on Father’s Day.
Okay, it was toast and Grape Nuts, but there was no sarcasm [...]