ME: Hey kid, look. Vitamin String Quartet did a whole album of Nirvana.
THE QUEEN: I don’t know them.
ME: You know. Smells Like Teen Spirit? Here, listen.
TQ: Hmmm….nope.
ME: You’re messing with me.
TQ: No, seriously, Mom. That doesn’t sound familiar at all.
ME : develops more gray hair
SHE WAS BORN IN PORTLAND IN THE 1990s FOR CRISSAKES WHAT IS UP WITH THIS I DON’T EVEN
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